Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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The drunk was
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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What are the hottest days during
| Weather jokes
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
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What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.