Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
| Men jokes
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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Policeman: Why
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
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What do you call a ghost in a torn
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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Have you heard about the
| Elephant jokes
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.