Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three

Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe

| Dirty jokes

Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

[ read more ]

Are you going to take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

[ read more ]

Why do hamburgers feel sad at

| Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

[ read more ]

If you tell a joke in the forest, but

| Answer me this jokes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

[ read more ]

What does an octopus take on a camping

| Various animal jokes

What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!

[ read more ]

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!