How does a barber make phone calls?
| Hair and bald jokes
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
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I can't understand the critics
| Idiot and fool jokes
I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
| Bath jokes
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
| Religious jokes
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said t
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.