Did you hear about the new shark food
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
| Rabbit jokes
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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A programmer was walking along the beach when
| Computer jokes
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t
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When I saw you driving down the
| Police jokes
When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing
| Religious jokes
A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "ONE mo
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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.