What is the definition of Robin ?
| Bird jokes
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
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Who never gets his hair wet in the
| Hair and bald jokes
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
| Divorce jokes
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"
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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
| Marriage jokes
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. "Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you." "If yer reverence'll tie them together, ye'll soon change yer mind."
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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked for his departure clearance. He was very dismayed to hear that he had another de
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Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!)