John Smith lived in
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain. When he got back
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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
| Baby jokes
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
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An insect falls into a mug of beer.
| Ethnic jokes
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims
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How can you tell if someone who's having a
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
| Pig jokes
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!
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If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.