What word grows smaller when you add two
| Letter jokes
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
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Once there were two chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next doo
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What's big and grey and protects
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"
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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.