How easy is it for
| Weather jokes
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
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Kelso met Hensley on the
| Telephone jokes
Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
| Beauty jokes
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass
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Q: How many
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
| Criminal jokes
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?