Why do dogs
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
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There once was a rich man who
| Heaven and hell jokes
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry,
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What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
| Vampire jokes
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
| Baby jokes
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
| Farmer jokes
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Eth
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The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they’re stationed. Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it. Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away.