A draftee went in for his physical wearing a

There was a little old lady from a

| Travel and tourist jokes

There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her

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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect

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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a w

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Have you seen www.apathy.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

| Insect jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

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Where do cowboys cook their

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Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. “Does that mean I’m medically exempt?” he asked. “No,” answered the doctor. “M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel.”