How many cafeteria staff does it take to
| Restaurant jokes
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
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How do they prevent crime in hamburger
| Burger jokes
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
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My dad is stupid.
| Car and train jokes
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
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What did Caesar say to
| History jokes
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.