Happiness Of Life
| Vietnamese
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. ""To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,"" the American said. ""You American
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Which of the Himalayas is the
| Answer me this jokes
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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What is worse than an
| Insect jokes
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
| Ghost jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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Q: Why was the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.