Now do you save a man from drowning?

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England

| Time jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !

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A man was driving along

| Travel and tourist jokes

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r

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Which of the Himalayas is the

| Answer me this jokes

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,

| Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."

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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.