One day an out
| Business jokes
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
| Birthday jokes
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
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Why do you have to wait so long for a
| Car and train jokes
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into
| Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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What is a Mexican weather report?
| Weather jokes
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.