Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so

One day a teacher was asking her class to use

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.”