How do bank robbers send messages?
| Criminal jokes
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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Policeman: Why were you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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A fellow decides to
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta
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A solider stationed in the South Pacific
| Military jokes
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back hom
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
| Humor jokes
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daug
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You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot in common, said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?” “I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”