The local courtroom was packed

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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Why did the bus stop?

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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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why don't men do laundry?

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why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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Which political discussions between the

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the Judge, especially since she had been so “matter-of-fact” about the whole thing all during the trial. “Mrs. Roth,” he began, “was there any point that morning where you felt pity for your husband ?” “Well… yeah… I guess…” she replied. “And when was that?” pressed the attorney. “Well…,” she replied, “when he asked for his third cup.”