QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone

| Telephone jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What do robots put at the bottom of their

| E-mail jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.

| Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

| Fishing jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

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This little snail bought a little car

| Various animal jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people se

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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.