What is the meaning of
| Car and train jokes
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
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Why are football players never asked for
| Sport jokes
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
| Ethnic jokes
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
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Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill
| Idiot and fool jokes
Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, “If I died, would you remarry?” Peter thought for a second then said “Yeah I guess I would”. Then his the wife asked, “well would you have her as your golfing partner?” Peter replied, “yep I probably would do that too”. “But surely you wouldn’t give her my clubs?!”, she cried. Peter looked at her and said, “Nah, shes left handed.”