What must a policeman have before searching a
| Rabbit jokes
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
| Mental health jokes
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to the
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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
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The husband was not home at
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. "Do you rea
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny
| Rabbit jokes
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”