Judge: Your first marriage
| Judge jokes
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
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How do sheep in Mexico say
| Christmas jokes
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
| Weather jokes
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating
| Hunting jokes
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Dr
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.