Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
| Rabbit jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
| Police jokes
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid
| Book title jokes
The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. “Hey,” cried the foreman, “what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?” “Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend,” explained Braxton, “but he can’t read; so Ah’m readin’ the letter for him.” “How come you got the cotton in your ears?” “Hollis don’t want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!”