President Dubya was awakened one night by an
| Space jokes
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been
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I heard that
| Computer jokes
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
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A stockbroker was cold
| Business jokes
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1000 shares." said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more s
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How many evolutionists does it take to
| Biologist jokes
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
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Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. “I’m not drawing, Mom,” she said indignantly, “I’m writing a letter to Fred.” “But you can’t write,” Mom pointed out. “That’s all right,” said Betty, “Fred can’t read.”