What’s big and hairy and climbs up the

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

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Pa's being

| Cow jokes

Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the

| Rabbit jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

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Waiter, what is this bug doing on

| Restaurant jokes

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

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What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.