Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
| Dinosaur jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
| Restaurant jokes
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.
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Q: What's the difference between a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Do you like your
| Baby jokes
Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
| Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? “Are you my mother?”