What do cows sing at their friends birthday
| Cow jokes
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
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Why would someone in jail want to catch the
| Criminal jokes
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
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This little snail bought a little car
| Various animal jokes
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people se
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What is the most romantic city in England?
| Humor jokes
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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For two solid hours, the lady
| Parent jokes
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do
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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”