Why did the cowboy's car stop?
| Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
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The officer shouted
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for
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Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
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How does a football player make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
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Sharon: I'm so homesick.
| Humor jokes
Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.” The defendant said, “I’m Sparks, I’m an electrician, charged with battery.” The judge winced and said, “Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!”