Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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A psychiatrist visited a
| Marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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On Fred's 17th
| Car and train jokes
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap."
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What do you say if you meet a toad ?
| Frog jokes
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.