Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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What happened when the slave put his head into a
| Teeth jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
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A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Why did the artist put on a show of
| Horse jokes
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.