Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
| Snake jokes
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
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A husband and wife
| Marriage jokes
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
| School jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.