Why do worms taste like chewing gum

Seems

| Firefighter jokes

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him

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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed

| Blonde jokes

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.

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Why did the teacher

| School jokes

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school

| Apple jokes

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they’re wrigleys !