What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
| Dirty jokes
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
| Marriage jokes
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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A police officer pulls a guy
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
| Ethnic jokes
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear d
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
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What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !