Jim sees his neighbor out back building
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's n
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Q: What is the definition
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Did you hear about the cross eyed
| School jokes
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
| Dirty jokes
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woma
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What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !