Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
| Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Have you seen www.hook.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two
| Dinosaur jokes
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !