What do you call 500
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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An elderly lady did her shopping and,
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"
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How far do burgers go in school?
| Burger jokes
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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How do Religious Education
| Religious jokes
How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
| Gorilla jokes
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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What did the spider say to the fly ? We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?