A man's car stalled on a country
| Farmer jokes
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer hi
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
| Cat jokes
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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How come youre only
| Idiot and fool jokes
How come youre only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."
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What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!