Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
| Witch jokes
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
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If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
| Firefighter jokes
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P'
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| Biologist jokes
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight fee
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How do jockeys determine which
| Horse jokes
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !