If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
| Space jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
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A motorway walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "Wha
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What's the difference between
| Easter jokes
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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Pat and
| Ethnic jokes
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest
| Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !