The July temperature in

Would

| Easter jokes

Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."

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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?

| Children jokes

Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

| Cow jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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When fish play football, who

| Fishing jokes

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

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Where do cowboys cook their

| Cowboy jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

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The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, “How cum yer wearin’ two jackets?” ” ‘Cause,” said the redneck, “the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!”