If necessity is the mother of invention,
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If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
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Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
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Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!”