We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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Which big cat should you never play
| Various animal jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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Fred: You have
| Face jokes
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
| Aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?