An Irishman saw a notice outside a

This

| Computer jokes

This little computer, said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

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How do sheep keep warm in winter

| Weather jokes

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

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A young woman went to her doctor

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled

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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any

| Criminal jokes

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.

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Q. What do you call a

| Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

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An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!