Why aren't burgers the
| Halloween jokes
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
| Dog jokes
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
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How does a vampire get through life with
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
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Q: Why do they always fly
| Political jokes
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.”