Why do elephants eat raw food ?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
| College jokes
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
| Old age jokes
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. The
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I overheard a woman in a
| Computer jokes
I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."
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What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. “What are you hunting for?” asked an older hunter. “I don’t know. I ain’t seen it yet,” said the boy.