Q. What is the bigest pencil

What looks just

| Food jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is

| Dirty jokes

Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

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Why don't Jewish

| Ethnic jokes

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits

| Aardvark jokes

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

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What dog sweats the most and drinks the most

| Dog jokes

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

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Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania