On his way out of
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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The officer shouted
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for
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Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she
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Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Why is
| Christmas jokes
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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A mother and her son were
| Aviation jokes
A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answ
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.