How do cats
| Cat jokes
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
| Witch jokes
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie? "He said it was too tight."
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The train was about to pull out of the
| Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other’s shadow.