An angry husband returned home one night to find
| Dirty jokes
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
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Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
| Telephone jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling! he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
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What's an actuary?
| Accountant jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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What are crisp, like milk and go
| Mouse jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.