Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?

| Elephant jokes

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to

| Children jokes

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

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A man walks up to the

| Aviation jokes

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" asks the agent. "Right back to here."

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I cant believe

| Travel and tourist jokes

I cant believe it, said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

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